Saturday, January 31, 2026

The Wedding Committee Drama

There is no "Pressure" like being added to a Zambian Wedding WhatsApp group. Day 1: "Welcome everyone! Budget is 300,000 Kwacha." Day 2: "Contribution is 5,000 Kwacha per person." Day 3: "If you haven't paid, we are removing you from the group." I didn't know I was paying for the bride’s lobola and the groom’s honeymoon in Dubai!

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