Friday, January 30, 2026

The "Data Ghost"

There is no heartbreak worse than when you are texting a "fine girl" from Kabulonga and just as she says "I have a secret to tell you..." you get an SMS: "Your 500MB data bundle is 100% used." Now you’re outside at 22:00 trying to find a signal to borrow "Kaloba" data.

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