Zambian grandmothers are built different. You go to the village wearing "distressed" jeans (the ones with holes in the knees). Gogo looks at you with tears in her eyes and says: "My grandchild, has the economy reached this level? Give me those trousers, I have a needle and thread in the house." Before you can explain "fashion," your 2,000 Kwacha jeans have been patched with a piece of old Chitenge.
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