Monday, February 9, 2026

The "GPS" vs. The Lusaka Taxi

 Never trust Google Maps in Lusaka. Just ask a taxi driver. He won't tell you to "Turn left in 200 meters." He will say: "Boss, just drive until you see a shop painted blue but now it’s turning grey. There is a man selling roasted maize there—turn right. If you see a dog with a loud bark, you have gone too far!"

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The Nshima "Pit Stop"

 Zambian men can be slow at everything. Slow to fix the leaking sink, slow to pay back a "small" loan, and slow to reply to a ...