Saturday, January 31, 2026

The "Kabuleta" (Street Vendor) Haggling

 

Zambian street vendors are the world’s best psychologists. You: "How much for this shirt?" Vendor: "For you, my boss, my Big Man... it's only 500 Kwacha." You: "I have 50 Kwacha." Vendor: "Ah! Boss, you want to kill my business? Okay, bring the 50." They will act like you’ve robbed them, but they still smile as you walk away.

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