Saturday, January 31, 2026

The "I'm Almost There" Lie

If a Zambian tells you "I'm almost there" on the phone, please check their background noise.

  • If you hear a rooster: They are still in the village.

  • If you hear a shower running: They just woke up.

  • If you hear a TV: they haven't even found their socks yet. Only start the Nshima when you actually see their physical shadow at your door!

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