Saturday, January 31, 2026

The "Salary Week" Transformation

 Zambians are the best actors when it’s salary week.

  • On the 1st: "Waitress, bring T-bone for everyone! Keep the change!"

  • On the 20th: You are seen in the corner of a dark shop buying one single egg, two tomatoes, and asking the shopkeeper: "Boss, can I pay the balance of 2 Kwacha tomorrow?"

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