Sunday, February 8, 2026

The Comesa Market Technician

 You take your phone to a technician at Comesa Market because it won't switch on. He looks at it for two seconds, blows some dust into the charging port, and says: "Boss, the motherboard is 'crying.' I need 500 Kwacha to make it happy again." You pay the money, and he just restarts the phone. Suddenly, the motherboard is "smiling" and he’s buying a T-bone for lunch.

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The Nshima "Pit Stop"

 Zambian men can be slow at everything. Slow to fix the leaking sink, slow to pay back a "small" loan, and slow to reply to a ...