Sunday, February 8, 2026

The "Small" Zambian Wedding

 I asked my cousin how many people he’s inviting to his wedding. He said: "It’s just a very small, private wedding, only for close family and friends... about 850 people." 850 people?! At that point, you aren't hosting a wedding; you are hosting a national census! You’ll need a stadium and a loan from the World Bank just for the potato salad.

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The Nshima "Pit Stop"

 Zambian men can be slow at everything. Slow to fix the leaking sink, slow to pay back a "small" loan, and slow to reply to a ...