Monday, February 9, 2026

The "I’m Coming" Dictionary (Volume 2)

 In Zambia, "I am coming" is a spiritual statement, not a physical one.

  • If they are in the shower: "I'm coming."

  • If they are still sleeping: "I'm coming."

  • If they haven't even left the Copperbelt for Lusaka: "I'm just at the roundabout, I'm coming!"

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