Monday, February 9, 2026

The "No Kids Allowed" Wedding Invite

 Zambians are the only people who see "Strictly No Children" on a wedding invitation and think, "My children are not children, they are family members." You arrive at the venue and see a whole primary school sitting in the front row, eating all the cake before the bride even arrives!

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The Nshima "Pit Stop"

 Zambian men can be slow at everything. Slow to fix the leaking sink, slow to pay back a "small" loan, and slow to reply to a ...