A guy from Matero goes for a big job interview in Rhodes Park. He wants to impress the boss, so he tries to use "Heavy English." The boss asks: "How do you handle pressure?" The guy replies: "Boss, when pressure comes, I become very translucent and I oxidize the situation until it is perpendicular." The boss just stared at him until the guy’s English "finished" and he said: "Elo, ba boss, can I just start work on Monday?"
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