Thursday, February 12, 2026

The "South Africa" Accent

 A guy goes to Johannesburg for just three days. He returns to Lusaka and suddenly he’s calling Nshima "Maize Porridge" and asking: "Oh my gosh, how do you guys survive in this heat? And what is the exchange rate for Kwacha to Rands again? I’ve totally forgotten!" Bambo, last week you were drinking Munkoyo from a used sprite bottle in Chilenje. Stop the "Aura!"

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The Nshima "Pit Stop"

 Zambian men can be slow at everything. Slow to fix the leaking sink, slow to pay back a "small" loan, and slow to reply to a ...