Thursday, February 12, 2026

The VIP "One-Bottle" Legend

 You see a guy in the VIP section of a club in Showgrounds. He has one bottle of expensive champagne on the table, surrounded by six girls. He’s looking like a billionaire. But if you look closely, the seal on that bottle hasn't been broken for three hours. He’s just "parking" the bottle so he can stay in the VIP!

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