Thursday, February 12, 2026

The "Strategic Consultant" Hustle

 In Lusaka, you will meet a guy at Manda Hill wearing a sharp suit, carrying a laptop bag, and looking very busy. You ask what he does, and he says: "I am a Strategic Logistics & Procurement Consultant for International Trade." You get excited and ask if his company is hiring. He whispers: "Actually, boss, I’m just waiting for a guy who promised to buy me a shawarma if I help him find a buyer for his second-hand iPhone 8." The "Aura" is international, but the pocket is strictly local!

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The Nshima "Pit Stop"

 Zambian men can be slow at everything. Slow to fix the leaking sink, slow to pay back a "small" loan, and slow to reply to a ...