Thursday, February 12, 2026

The "I’m Not Hungry" Lie

 In Zambia, if you visit someone and they ask "Have you eaten?", the law says you must reply: "No, I’m fine, I just ate at home." Even if your stomach is currently playing the National Anthem because you haven't seen food since yesterday, you must sit there and watch them eat while you pretend to be interested in the news.

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