Thursday, February 12, 2026

Mom’s "High Definition" WhatsApp Stickers

 Why do Zambian mothers love those "Good Morning" stickers so much? She sends you a picture of a rose with glitter that is moving so much it uses 15MB of data just to open. You reply "Thanks Mom," and she sends back a 5-minute voice note asking why you didn't include a "God Bless" in your reply.

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