Thursday, February 12, 2026

The "Boarding School" Trunk (Part 2)

 The Zambian boarding school trunk is a miracle of engineering. It’s a metal box that somehow contains:

  • 40 packets of biscuits

  • 2kg of powdered milk

  • 5 jars of peanut butter

  • And exactly zero notebooks. By the second week of term, the biscuits are gone and you are now using the trunk as a chair because you sold your actual chair for more "Aka-W" (biscuits).Keep your "trunk" full of vibes! 👉 Refill your humor here: https://mtnfunnybone.c


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